Over the next few months,
I’ll be posting many prose-poems from the manuscript
How the World was Made.
Creation by Hieronymous Bosch |
Another One Below.
Job Interview
came out of the ridiculous questions that are usually asked of people
who are applying for what US society considers "menial work." This work
is what keeps the economy going. Included are actual text from employee/associate manuals (now employees are called "associates").
I simply juxtaposed the assinine corporate
"positive psychology" questions and phrases with the goofy, surreal quality of my actual, everyday life. Bascially, pointing out the vast distances between what most jobs require of us and who we really are...
Job Interview
To be a successful
customer service technician requires personality, enthusiasm, and a proactive
attitude.
The manager asks me: “Why do you want this job?
The manager asks me: “Why do you want this job?
Sometimes at night, my hands become anglerfish; bioluminescent antennae trawl the dark. I am not saying this from inside a dream. The light is real. I have seen this dim green-yellow light cast shadows across my bedroom wall.
Ideally, customer service technicians will be confident in customer service techniques, be highly motivated, with a strong focus on upholding the company brand.
“How do you think you can contribute as an associate in this company?”
Let me tell you about the face that once appeared to me
through charred bark; a bear god, a black mask; the curious eyes of the long
dead. I am not saying this from inside a dream. If I cock my head a little to
the right I can hear the dead god endlessly whisper lines from a poem about the
location of her hidden bones.
You will need to focus on achieving the highest standards of productivity, quality, and efficiency, as well as looking after our stock accuracy. Key Performance targets will be set, and you will be expected to achieve and improve on those.
“Why do you want this job?”
You will need to focus on achieving the highest standards of productivity, quality, and efficiency, as well as looking after our stock accuracy. Key Performance targets will be set, and you will be expected to achieve and improve on those.
“Why do you want this job?”
I know a live oak that explores the deaths of those that
walk beneath it. Invisible fingers pull at you until something terrible you’ve
forgotten is revealed. I am not saying this from inside a dream. I can’t tell
you how many times it has pulled my death up from a cave-lake at the bottom of
my spine, dangled it in front of my face, wriggling, like a worm on a hook.
Here at (fill in name of store chain) we reward those who show initiative, delegation, empowerment, transparency, accountability, mutual respect, collaboration, innovation, recognition, and passion.
“Why do you want this job?”
When I was four I was swarmed by a hive of bees. My head and shoulders were covered completely for at least twenty minutes. Blind, deaf, my lips trembling, I remained still, so still. They eventually flew away, not one sting. Is that a question? If so, what would be the answer?
Here at (fill in name of store chain) we reward those who show initiative, delegation, empowerment, transparency, accountability, mutual respect, collaboration, innovation, recognition, and passion.
“Why do you want this job?”
When I was four I was swarmed by a hive of bees. My head and shoulders were covered completely for at least twenty minutes. Blind, deaf, my lips trembling, I remained still, so still. They eventually flew away, not one sting. Is that a question? If so, what would be the answer?
("Job Interview" previously published in Gargoyle Magazine)
There's a new tab on the banner above called "Interviews."
Inside, along with two short interviews online (one for my fiction, the other for poetry), there is an edited version of a long interview with Paul B. Roth that previously appeared in the Fall 2017 issue of The Bitter Oleander.
La-la-la.
Inside, along with two short interviews online (one for my fiction, the other for poetry), there is an edited version of a long interview with Paul B. Roth that previously appeared in the Fall 2017 issue of The Bitter Oleander.
La-la-la.
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