The story/flash/vignette
"Selling Magazines to the Joneses"
is in the current issue of BlazeVOX,
a great magazine, put out by Geoffrey Gatza, with a broad range of poetry and fiction and creative non-fiction. In their own words,
they are a publisher of "weird little books."
Gatza was named
as one of The Top 200 Advocates for American
Poetry (2013)
@ the Huffington Post.
"Selling Magazines to the Joneses"
is another section from the manuscript
"How the World was Made."
This very short story (mood piece, really)
is based on a time when I sold magazines door to door.
Desperate for money, I joined something that I knew was a con.
It was a world of lost boys and girls.
It was a long time ago.
I updated it.
Here's an excerpt of the story:
Selling Magazines to the Joneses
1.
I saw a flyer posted on a streetlight pole: Earn, earn…travel, travel. I knew it was
a con – but I’d just been kicked out of the house and it seemed like something
that would keep a roof over my head for a while. I called the number on the
flyer. The voice on the other end gave me a room number at the Motel 6 out by
the airport.
I was ushered into a tiny room on the motel’s second floor
by a guy in a rumpled suit. There were two others in the room with me who
wanted “to earn and travel," a girl and a guy, both around my age. Rumpled
Suit launched into a little speech about the exciting career of selling
magazine subscriptions door-to-door. He seemed genuinely excited.
2.
That night I was sitting in a white van with the other new
recruits, heading north toward Oakland. We ended up at another Motel 6, located
in a used-to-be kind of place, near a row of ancient warehouses and a crumbling
off-ramp truck stop where no trucks stopped anymore. There was a pool hall next
door.
Two middle-aged guys – one thin, one fat – ran the
sales-game freak show. Bob and Terry. They gave us a short, stupid speech about
how they would pay for our room and board for the first week but after that we
had to score enough magazine subscriptions to earn our own keep. Hopefully,
we’d earn far more than that, they said...
You can read the rest
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